Song of the Bearded Householders Council

Sung before every meeting to the tune of "God Save the Queen"

Our faces have to sprout,

Why should we do without

Beards on our chins?

Nice devotees still we are,

Who says we have to carve

Our precious face-hairs? We will have

Beards on our chins!

We have so much to say

Don't make us shave away

Beards from our chins.

When we've all returned back Home

Do you think there'll be shaving foam

That's when the rest of you will grow

Beards on your chins!