Sung before every meeting to the tune of "God Save the Queen"
Our faces have to sprout,
Why should we do without
Beards on our chins?
Nice devotees still we are,
Who says we have to carve
Our precious face-hairs? We will have
Beards on our chins!
We have so much to say
Don't make us shave away
Beards from our chins.
When we've all returned back Home
Do you think there'll be shaving foam
That's when the rest of you will grow
Beards on your chins!